March 11, 2026
Oh, the X Conservatives Conference will DEFINITELY need a “Buzz’s Bedtime Stories Hour.” Maybe we all show up in our pajamas with our favorite stuffed animal? 🤣🎊🎈🍷
Buzz Patterson
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March 6, 2026
Buzz’s Bedtime Stories: Grenada and Operation Urgent Fury (A thread) Put some water in the kettle, brew up some tea, and settle in. 1) After my year at Air Force pilot training, I was assigned to fly C-141 Starlifters at Charleston AFB, SC. I was…
Buzz Patterson
@BuzzPatterson
February 17, 2026
Seems like a good time with the Clinton’s back in the news to replay a Buzz’s Bedtime Story: “Bill Clinton Behaving Badly.” Hey kids, gather around while Uncle Buzz tells you another "Bedtime Story." Grab some hot chocolate, get comfy, and I’ll…
Buzz Patterson
@BuzzPatterson
February 13, 2026
Buzz’s Bedtime Stories: Grenada and Operation Urgent Fury (A thread) Put some water in the kettle, brew up some tea, and settle in. 1) After my year at Air Force pilot training, I was assigned to fly C-141 Starlifters at Charleston AFB, SC. I was…
Buzz Patterson
@BuzzPatterson
February 2, 2026
Tonight's Buzz’s Bedtime Stories is a retell and centers on Bill and Hillary Clinton! And their “intimate relationship.” Pour a beverage, cuddle up, and read along. This is a cliffhanger! One night, the president, first lady, and the entourage…
Buzz Patterson
@BuzzPatterson
January 29, 2026
I’m tossing around the idea of a “Buzz’s Bedtime Stories” book. Would you read it?
Buzz Patterson
@BuzzPatterson
January 18, 2026
HILLARY & CHELSEA: A Tale Tonight’s Buzz’s Bedtime Stories starts as a nightmare and concludes with a happy ending. Grab an adult beverage, put the kids to bed, and settle in. This is the story of Hillary and Chelsea! In early January 1997, the…
Buzz Patterson
@BuzzPatterson
January 12, 2026
Instead of “talk to me, Goose,” it was “talk to me, Smitty!” Hey, gang! Tonight’s “Buzz’s Bedtime Stories” is a nightmare, a close call, and it still haunts me! This is the tale of “God and Midway Island.” Grab a toddy. Put on your pajamas. Spark a…
Buzz Patterson
@BuzzPatterson
January 12, 2026
An oldie but a goodie! Tonight’s “Buzz’s Bedtime Story” is a continuation, sort of, of yesterday’s tale about flying in Africa. Let’s call it “Monkey Burgers.” It’s a lighthearted look at military service. Pour a tall one, and please just don’t eat…
Buzz Patterson
@BuzzPatterson
January 2, 2026
Tonight’s “Buzz’s Bedtime Story” is an embarrassing tale, not for me personally but for us as Americans. Let’s call this “White House Staffers Behaving Badly.” Prepare to be outraged. In the summer of 1997, I accompanied Bill Clinton on a European…
Buzz Patterson
@BuzzPatterson
December 19, 2025
Tonight’s “Buzz’s Bedtime Stories"! This is a flying story from days of yore, and it’s a good one. Let's call it "Sneaking Around the World." Tuck in. Pour a cup of tea, spark up the fireplace, and turn it up. A thread. 1) During my years flying…
Buzz Patterson
@BuzzPatterson
December 18, 2025
My new column @RedState! A new “Buzz’s Bedtime Story: Trains, Family, and War.” Use promo code “FIGHT” for 60% off of the VIP account.
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